Secret Santa Ideas

Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may feel like the plushies you held as a...

We’re not talking about temperature here! The perfect plushie for your dad or dad friend– beer, khakis, and socks with sandals not included.

Why choose squats over spuds? This french fry plushie knows there’s no comparison! This plushie is perfect for any carb lover! 

Imposter syndrome doesn’t stand a chance against this purse plushie’s positive attitude. It's soft fabric, weighted base, and dangling legs make it the perfect desktop cheerleader to get you through those long video meetings

This gal knows guys come and go, but carbs are forever! Display this little dose of girl power at work, home, or give it to your friend going through a messy breakup (we know he didn’t deserve her).

  OMG Becky, look at those buns. They’re so soft. This tasty-looking plushie is the perfect mix of yummy and punny, making it perfect for any burger fan.

Espresso your feelings for coffee with this plushie! Even if you haven’t had your first cup yet, the little plushie is sure to bring a smile to your face.

This plushie will grab your heart write from the start. She’s looking for her person, and you’re just her type. She’ll love you forever if you letter. She’s the perfect gift for the one who holds the key to your heart. Product dimensions: 6in X 6in X 4in

Let’s taco ‘bout how cute this plushie is! With its weighted base and dangling legs, this is the taco that will finally stay upright.

This plushie is known for rolling with the PUNches. His friends would say he’s soy awesome and rice to everyone he meets. He’d maki the perfect gift for any sushi lover. 

Keep your sweet mindset front and center with this cupcake plushie! Afterall, why be plain when you could be decorated instead (looking at you muffins).

In a recent never published undocumented clinical study, eating brownies has shown to increase dopamine levels in the human body causing feelings of euphoria. This brownie is perfect for that person in your life that could use some cheering up. Best of all, this...

  This Punchkin is the ringmaster of his own shit show, and he’s barely hanging on by a thread. His endearing smile screams, “Welcome to the shit show. Enter at your own risk!” He’s the perfect plushie for anyone with a chaotic life and...

This Punchkin likes it thick and spicy—and we’re not just talking about her books. When it comes to her reading material, the smuttier, the better. If a book isn’t giving GOYKASMCLAGLS vibes, she isn’t interested. She needs bad boys, safe words, and trigger warnings....

This Punchkin loves historical romance novels. I mean, have you read the Bridgerton series? (Have you seen the TV series? *fans self*) Her loins burn for that kind of passion. She dreams of falling in love with a man who will tell her, “You’re...

This plushie loves her men tall, dark, and fictional. Let’s be honest, men in the real world aren’t going to cut it! She craves spice and is looking for the type of man you’ll only find on BookTok. One who’s attentive, protective, and will...

This Punchkin is OBSESSED with true crime. But he doesn’t like cold cases; he wants them solved! He’s seen, read, and listened to so much true crime content that he’s practically a detective now. Like any true crime junkie, he knows three important facts:...

This Punchkin likes her thrillers to be dark and twisted. If they don’t come with a trigger warning, she isn’t interested. She wants to squirm. She wants to be grossed out by the author’s descriptive narrative. She needs a story that plays with her...

No doubt a bao it, this little dumpling is an instant confidence booster! Give it to that special someone, and they might just catch fillings for you thanks to the soft fabric and dangling legs. Product dimensions: 6in X 5in X 6in 

Happy wife, happy life! Right, fellas? This plushie knows that the (not so) secret to a long and happy marriage is keeping your wife happy! NOT! She knows it takes more than that. She knows your lady needs a helpful, funny, and fully-committed partner—and...