William Valentine

We’re not talking about temperature here! The perfect plushie for your dad or dad friend– beer, khakis, and socks with sandals not included.

This gal knows guys come and go, but carbs are forever! Display this little dose of girl power at work, home, or give it to your friend going through a messy breakup (we know he didn’t deserve her).

Espresso your feelings for coffee with this plushie! Even if you haven’t had your first cup yet, the little plushie is sure to bring a smile to your face.

Let’s taco ‘bout how cute this plushie is! With its weighted base and dangling legs, this is the taco that will finally stay upright.

This teddy bear thinks humanity is unBEARable, so he prefers to keep to himself. He doesn’t go big, he goes home (and stays there as long as he possibly can). He’s the perfect gift for any homebody who just wants to be left alone....

This teddy bear is…wait…hold on. He’s an…umm… He… Ya know what? Give us a few days to think about it… We do know that he rehearses conversations in his head and spends hours thinking about the little things. He doesn’t Netflix and chill; he...

Keep your sweet mindset front and center with this cupcake plushie! Afterall, why be plain when you could be decorated instead (looking at you muffins).

In a recent never published undocumented clinical study, eating brownies has shown to increase dopamine levels in the human body causing feelings of euphoria. This brownie is perfect for that person in your life that could use some cheering up. Best of all, this...

Sounds like a great Saturday night, amirite?

Nom Nom Nom Nom… When the summer sun is at its hottest you want to think nothing but cool thoughts. Our new Ice Cream Cookie Beach Blanket puts the sand in sandwich—but spans 5 feet so you can soak up some rays or towel...

A pre -historic hysterical way to beat the heat Ginormous Dinosaur Yard Sprinkler. That rusty ol’ sprinkler you’ve had in your shed since the mesozoic era is a relic, man. Ditch the fossil and let the kids run through the water coming from this Ginormous 6-foot...

HOW CUTE is this squishy hamster with fat cheeks. This toy is designed to provide sensory stimulation and can be used as a fidget or stress toy. When squeezed, the hamster will blow up its cheeks as if it's storing up peanuts, adding an...

How long can you make this ball float? Challenge you family and friends! This classic game of science demonstrates Bernoulli’s Principle, the Law of Pressure Differential. Gently blow into the 6″ pipe and watch the ball float! • Blow into 6 inch pipe and...

Yes, you can keep it. Ginormous Corgi Yard Sprinkler. Sure, the kids could run through the rusty ol’ sprinkler you keep in your shed (think: “ouch! dad my eyes are burning!”). But if you want cool points with the fam you’ve got to THINK BIG! Take your...

You’ll go ‘bananas’ – and strawberries and oranges – for Nee-doh Groovy Fruit from Schylling! Each set comes with 3 fruits: Boss Banana, Outta Sight Strawberry, and Far Out Orange. The fruits feature different textures to squeeze, roll, and squish. Nee-doh Groovy Fruit is...

NeeDoh Gummy Bear is as scrumptious-looking as it is squishy. In comes the gooey goodness of a gummy bear, with a super-sized squeeze! Just pull , squeeze, or smush this tactile treat and the sweet squish will soothe your soul. Wacky style eyes and...

Become a culinary artist and craft your favorite fast food items with the Make Your Own Fast Food Dough Kit. This creative set allows you to bring burgers, tacos, fries, and ketchup to life using a variety of colorful doughs. With red, yellow, black,...

Unleash your inner superhero and create your very own crime-fighting characters with the Make Your Own Superheroes Dough Kit. This exciting set provides all the materials you need to shape and mold two unique superheroes. With red, yellow, blue, black, white, peach, and pale...

Stretch em, Knot em & Squish em.  Contains 5 noodle clumps.   Ramen Noodlies are almost as irresistable as the real thing! You can squeeze, stretch, or mash these crimped textured noodles. Ramen Noodlies are brightly colored in 5 fluorescent tones and offer a unique...

A super cute new take on the original Nee Doh, Its a squishy donut!! Ages 3+ Pkg size 2.5″W Colours may vary Random colour will be sent, If you'd like a specific colour please leave a note at checkout and we will do our...