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This Punchkin’s got 99 problems and anxie-tea is literally all of them. Is she too hot? Is she too cold? Did she brew long enough? What if nobody likes her or drinks her? Or worse, reheats her ten times, still doesn’t drink her, and then dumps her down the drain!? She’s gotten so anxious that her anxie-tea has anxie-tea. But hey, you get it, right? Her panicked expression and 3D tea bag detail make her a brew-tiful plush. She’d be the perfect gift for anyone who’s fueled by anxi-tea too.