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This bear just dropped a stinky load and doesn’t give a sh*t who knows it. He’s the type of guy who spends 30 minutes on the toilet and doesn’t even feel crappy about making you late for dinner with your friends. He’s the ideal...

Can of Worms – a stretchy, twisty, and super fun fidget toy designed to keep hands busy and minds calm! Each “worm” in the can is soft, durable, and stretchable, offering endless ways to play, pull, twist, and fidget. Perfect for sensory play, these...

Have you herd? This little plushie is lactose intolerant! That’s right, cow’s milk gets his bowels mooving right along, straight through to his dairy-air. It’s udderly ridiculous the havoc dairy can cause on the body, and he gets that! His distraught expression,dangly legs, and...

We’re not talking about temperature here! The perfect plushie for your dad or dad friend– beer, khakis, and socks with sandals not included.

This Punchkin loves a cozy mystery! He’s an amateur sleuth who’s quick to get sucked into any good mystery novel. His friends call him Sherlock because he always guesses the killer before they’re revealed. His smug smirk, monocle detail, and dangly legs make him...

Why choose squats over spuds? This french fry plushie knows there’s no comparison! This plushie is perfect for any carb lover! 

Imposter syndrome doesn’t stand a chance against this purse plushie’s positive attitude. It's soft fabric, weighted base, and dangling legs make it the perfect desktop cheerleader to get you through those long video meetings

This gal knows guys come and go, but carbs are forever! Display this little dose of girl power at work, home, or give it to your friend going through a messy breakup (we know he didn’t deserve her).

This Punchkin’s got 99 problems and anxie-tea is literally all of them. Is she too hot? Is she too cold? Did she brew long enough? What if nobody likes her or drinks her? Or worse, reheats her ten times, still doesn’t drink her, and...

Happy wife, happy life! Right, fellas? This plushie knows that the (not so) secret to a long and happy marriage is keeping your wife happy! NOT! She knows it takes more than that. She knows your lady needs a helpful, funny, and fully-committed partner—and...

Tired of the same old, same old when it comes to wheatbags? Then look no further…. As with all our products, our wheatbags are designed from original commissioned art by Australian artists which means they are as unique as they are beautiful. This is...

  OMG Becky, look at those buns. They’re so soft. This tasty-looking plushie is the perfect mix of yummy and punny, making it perfect for any burger fan.

This Punchkin is with the band, banned books that is! He understands that banning books and censoring young readers is not the answer. He thinks that focus needs to go somewhere else entirely. IYKYK. His bright red cover, challenging expression, and “down with the...

This Punchkin needs an escape from reality, and she needs it right now! She’s accepted that real life sucks! She’s always counting down the minutes until she can pick up her next book and instantly float away to a magical world of adventure and...

This Punchkin is all about that big wingspan energy! I mean, you know what they say about wingspans. ;) Darling, she just can’t get enough of those spicy novels. She’s always ready for her next dose of A Court of Smut and Spice. Her...

This Punchkin loves his books sinister and disturbing. If the story doesn’t make him want to sleep with the lights on, he’s gonna DNF it! He needs to be scared. He needs to feel that eerie, you’re-not-alone, is-it-really-supernatural vibe. His creepy expression, blood-dripped cover,...

This Punchkin likes their main characters tall, dark, and morally grey. There’s just something about a protagonist with a skewed moral compass that makes this plushie’s insides burn with desire. Forget unethical or morally questionable decisions; this Punchkin understands that everything isn’t always black...

This Punchkin loves historical romance novels. I mean, have you read the Bridgerton series? (Have you seen the TV series? *fans self*) Her loins burn for that kind of passion. She dreams of falling in love with a man who will tell her, “You’re...

This Punchkin is OBSESSED with true crime. But he doesn’t like cold cases; he wants them solved! He’s seen, read, and listened to so much true crime content that he’s practically a detective now. Like any true crime junkie, he knows three important facts:...

This plushie will grab your heart write from the start. She’s looking for her person, and you’re just her type. She’ll love you forever if you letter. She’s the perfect gift for the one who holds the key to your heart. Product dimensions: 6in X 6in X 4in