Punchkins ~ Funny Sayings Plushies

This bear just dropped a stinky load and doesn’t give a sh*t who knows it. He’s the type of guy who spends 30 minutes on the toilet and doesn’t even feel crappy about making you late for dinner with your friends. He’s the ideal...

Why choose squats over spuds? This french fry plushie knows there’s no comparison! This plushie is perfect for any carb lover! 

Imposter syndrome doesn’t stand a chance against this purse plushie’s positive attitude. It's soft fabric, weighted base, and dangling legs make it the perfect desktop cheerleader to get you through those long video meetings

This gal knows guys come and go, but carbs are forever! Display this little dose of girl power at work, home, or give it to your friend going through a messy breakup (we know he didn’t deserve her).

  OMG Becky, look at those buns. They’re so soft. This tasty-looking plushie is the perfect mix of yummy and punny, making it perfect for any burger fan.

This Punchkin is with the band, banned books that is! He understands that banning books and censoring young readers is not the answer. He thinks that focus needs to go somewhere else entirely. IYKYK. His bright red cover, challenging expression, and “down with the...

This Punchkin loves his books sinister and disturbing. If the story doesn’t make him want to sleep with the lights on, he’s gonna DNF it! He needs to be scared. He needs to feel that eerie, you’re-not-alone, is-it-really-supernatural vibe. His creepy expression, blood-dripped cover,...

This Punchkin loves historical romance novels. I mean, have you read the Bridgerton series? (Have you seen the TV series? *fans self*) Her loins burn for that kind of passion. She dreams of falling in love with a man who will tell her, “You’re...

This plushie will grab your heart write from the start. She’s looking for her person, and you’re just her type. She’ll love you forever if you letter. She’s the perfect gift for the one who holds the key to your heart. Product dimensions: 6in X 6in X 4in

Let’s taco ‘bout how cute this plushie is! With its weighted base and dangling legs, this is the taco that will finally stay upright.

This teddy bear is…wait…hold on. He’s an…umm… He… Ya know what? Give us a few days to think about it… We do know that he rehearses conversations in his head and spends hours thinking about the little things. He doesn’t Netflix and chill; he...

  This avocado plushie knows what the best part of brunch is (and it’s not the toast). The perfect birthday or holiday gift for your friend that spends every Sunday at the latest bottomless brunch spot downtown.

Sounds like a great Saturday night, amirite?

Welcome to the s̶h̶i̶t̶ s̶h̶o̶w̶ my life! This Puffie pillow is perfect for anyone with a chaotic life and a wonderful sense of humor. This pillow-sized plush screams I’m the ringmaster of my own shit show, and everyone’s welcome to watch! This oversized plushie’s...

No doubt a bao it, this little dumpling is an instant confidence booster! Give it to that special someone, and they might just catch fillings for you thanks to the soft fabric and dangling legs. Product dimensions: 6in X 5in X 6in 

Do you find yourself signing off your professional emails with a “kind regards” or “all the best” when in reality you want to tell them to bug off and don’t bother you again? With this hilarious novelty flip book, you can add some excitement...

Meet your little ones new best friend. Made from the softest certified organic cotton, this 'cuddle' plush toy is a character from our much loved children's books & makes a wonderful new companion.  With arms that join together, it is perfect for cuddling and...

Meet your little ones new best friend. Made from the softest certified organic cotton, this 'kiss' plush toy is a character from our much loved children's books & makes a wonderful new companion for any infant or toddler.  With arms perfect for holding, our...

Intelligent abuse to keep the idiots at bay.Ever found yourself lost for words when dealing with the idiots in your life? Then this is the perfect book for you! Just flip the pages (all 50 of them) to the most suitable phrase and leave...

Plush Max Chubs toy from the Dr Seuss series