Punchkins

Measures Approximately : 15cm X 15cm. X 20cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may...

This Punchkin likes their main characters tall, dark, and morally grey. There’s just something about a protagonist with a skewed moral compass that makes this plushie’s insides burn with desire. Forget unethical or morally questionable decisions; this Punchkin understands that everything isn’t always black...

This Punchkin is so not in the mooood for your shenanigans. Your ability to milk any situation makes his stomach curdle. It’s no cow-in-cidence that’s caused him a lot of pint-up anger. Yet his unhappy expression, dangly legs, and 3D straw make him udderly...

We’re not talking about temperature here! The perfect plushie for your dad or dad friend– beer, khakis, and socks with sandals not included.

No doubt a bao it, this little dumpling is an instant confidence booster! Give it to that special someone, and they might just catch fillings for you thanks to the soft fabric and dangling legs. Product dimensions: 6in X 5in X 6in 

  Measures Approximately : 15cm X 7cm. X 20cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins...

This Punchkin loves his books sinister and disturbing. If the story doesn’t make him want to sleep with the lights on, he’s gonna DNF it! He needs to be scared. He needs to feel that eerie, you’re-not-alone, is-it-really-supernatural vibe. His creepy expression, blood-dripped cover,...

This Punchkin loves a cozy mystery! He’s an amateur sleuth who’s quick to get sucked into any good mystery novel. His friends call him Sherlock because he always guesses the killer before they’re revealed. His smug smirk, monocle detail, and dangly legs make him...

This Punchkin needs an escape from reality, and she needs it right now! She’s accepted that real life sucks! She’s always counting down the minutes until she can pick up her next book and instantly float away to a magical world of adventure and...

This Punchkin is all about that big wingspan energy! I mean, you know what they say about wingspans. ;) Darling, she just can’t get enough of those spicy novels. She’s always ready for her next dose of A Court of Smut and Spice. Her...

This Punchkin is with the band, banned books that is! He understands that banning books and censoring young readers is not the answer. He thinks that focus needs to go somewhere else entirely. IYKYK. His bright red cover, challenging expression, and “down with the...

This plushie will grab your heart write from the start. She’s looking for her person, and you’re just her type. She’ll love you forever if you letter. She’s the perfect gift for the one who holds the key to your heart. Product dimensions: 6in X 6in X 4in

Why choose squats over spuds? This french fry plushie knows there’s no comparison! This plushie is perfect for any carb lover! 

  This avocado plushie knows what the best part of brunch is (and it’s not the toast). The perfect birthday or holiday gift for your friend that spends every Sunday at the latest bottomless brunch spot downtown.

Sounds like a great Saturday night, amirite?