Punchkins

Punchkins I’m Complicated Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may feel like the plushies you...

Measures Approximately : 17cm X 7cm. X 17cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may...

Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may feel like the plushies you held as a...

This teddy bear is…wait…hold on. He’s an…umm… He… Ya know what? Give us a few days to think about it… We do know that he rehearses conversations in his head and spends hours thinking about the little things. He doesn’t Netflix and chill; he...

Measures Approximately : 12cm X 12cm. X 15cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may...

Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may feel like the plushies you held as a...

When it feels like life is in the toilet, this plushie is here to pull you out of the dumps. It’s soft fabric, dangling legs, and weighted bottom make it the perfect companion for work, home, or anywhere *#!+ goes down.

This Punchkin likes it thick and spicy—and we’re not just talking about her books. When it comes to her reading material, the smuttier, the better. If a book isn’t giving GOYKASMCLAGLS vibes, she isn’t interested. She needs bad boys, safe words, and trigger warnings....

Psst! Did you hear? I just found out this amazing plushie is super soft, weighted, and totally cute. I also heard that it’s the perfect gift to let everyone know you’re open to gossip….but you didn’t hear any of this from me.

This plushie loves her men tall, dark, and fictional. Let’s be honest, men in the real world aren’t going to cut it! She craves spice and is looking for the type of man you’ll only find on BookTok. One who’s attentive, protective, and will...

The perfect gift for the stud muffin in your life! With it’s mix of soft and corded fabric, weighted bottom, and embroidered details, this plushie leaves muffin to be desired. Product dimensions: 7in X 6in X 6in

This bear just dropped a stinky load and doesn’t give a sh*t who knows it. He’s the type of guy who spends 30 minutes on the toilet and doesn’t even feel crappy about making you late for dinner with your friends. He’s the ideal...

Measures Approximately : 17cm X 7cm. X 17cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may...

This Punchkin’s got 99 problems and anxie-tea is literally all of them. Is she too hot? Is she too cold? Did she brew long enough? What if nobody likes her or drinks her? Or worse, reheats her ten times, still doesn’t drink her, and...

This oversized plushie is the perfect accessory to help you espresso self: no coffee, no workee. This pillow-sized plush is a mug-nificent sign to everyone that you can’t brew it until you have your morning cup of Joe. His caffeinated expression, puffy lid, and...

Sure, you or someone you know might be going through some tough times, but those difficulties pale compared to the hard work and grueling effort required to maintain a respectable amount of cheesiness. Sit this deliciously designed plush grilled cheese out to inspire you...

Imposter syndrome doesn’t stand a chance against this purse plushie’s positive attitude. It's soft fabric, weighted base, and dangling legs make it the perfect desktop cheerleader to get you through those long video meetings

Espresso your feelings for coffee with this plushie! Even if you haven’t had your first cup yet, the little plushie is sure to bring a smile to your face.

Take a seat, because this Punchkins is about to pour you a cup of pipping hot tea. After a stressful day, her favorite thing is sharing some hot goss with you—her best-tea! Her sweet smile, dangling legs, and 3D accents make her even more...

Welcome to the s̶h̶i̶t̶ s̶h̶o̶w̶ my life! This Puffie pillow is perfect for anyone with a chaotic life and a wonderful sense of humor. This pillow-sized plush screams I’m the ringmaster of my own shit show, and everyone’s welcome to watch! This oversized plushie’s...