Punchkins

This teddy bear is…wait…hold on. He’s an…umm… He… Ya know what? Give us a few days to think about it… We do know that he rehearses conversations in his head and spends hours thinking about the little things. He doesn’t Netflix and chill; he...

When it feels like life is in the toilet, this plushie is here to pull you out of the dumps. It’s soft fabric, dangling legs, and weighted bottom make it the perfect companion for work, home, or anywhere *#!+ goes down.

This bear just dropped a stinky load and doesn’t give a sh*t who knows it. He’s the type of guy who spends 30 minutes on the toilet and doesn’t even feel crappy about making you late for dinner with your friends. He’s the ideal...

Measures Approximately : 17cm X 7cm. X 17cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may...

This Punchkin’s got 99 problems and anxie-tea is literally all of them. Is she too hot? Is she too cold? Did she brew long enough? What if nobody likes her or drinks her? Or worse, reheats her ten times, still doesn’t drink her, and...

Welcome to the s̶h̶i̶t̶ s̶h̶o̶w̶ my life! This Puffie pillow is perfect for anyone with a chaotic life and a wonderful sense of humor. This pillow-sized plush screams I’m the ringmaster of my own shit show, and everyone’s welcome to watch! This oversized plushie’s...

This oversized plushie is the perfect accessory to help you espresso self: no coffee, no workee. This pillow-sized plush is a mug-nificent sign to everyone that you can’t brew it until you have your morning cup of Joe. His caffeinated expression, puffy lid, and...

  This Punchkin is the ringmaster of his own shit show, and he’s barely hanging on by a thread. His endearing smile screams, “Welcome to the shit show. Enter at your own risk!” He’s the perfect plushie for anyone with a chaotic life and...

Imposter syndrome doesn’t stand a chance against this purse plushie’s positive attitude. It's soft fabric, weighted base, and dangling legs make it the perfect desktop cheerleader to get you through those long video meetings

Let’s taco ‘bout how cute this plushie is! With its weighted base and dangling legs, this is the taco that will finally stay upright.

Measures Approximately : 15cm X 15cm. X 20cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may...

Have you herd? This little plushie is lactose intolerant! That’s right, cow’s milk gets his bowels mooving right along, straight through to his dairy-air. It’s udderly ridiculous the havoc dairy can cause on the body, and he gets that! His distraught expression,dangly legs, and...

  OMG Becky, look at those buns. They’re so soft. This tasty-looking plushie is the perfect mix of yummy and punny, making it perfect for any burger fan.

This gal knows guys come and go, but carbs are forever! Display this little dose of girl power at work, home, or give it to your friend going through a messy breakup (we know he didn’t deserve her).

  Measures Approximately : 15cm X 7cm. X 20cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins...

No doubt a bao it, this little dumpling is an instant confidence booster! Give it to that special someone, and they might just catch fillings for you thanks to the soft fabric and dangling legs. Product dimensions: 6in X 5in X 6in 

This Punchkin loves his books sinister and disturbing. If the story doesn’t make him want to sleep with the lights on, he’s gonna DNF it! He needs to be scared. He needs to feel that eerie, you’re-not-alone, is-it-really-supernatural vibe. His creepy expression, blood-dripped cover,...

This Punchkin is with the band, banned books that is! He understands that banning books and censoring young readers is not the answer. He thinks that focus needs to go somewhere else entirely. IYKYK. His bright red cover, challenging expression, and “down with the...

This plushie will grab your heart write from the start. She’s looking for her person, and you’re just her type. She’ll love you forever if you letter. She’s the perfect gift for the one who holds the key to your heart. Product dimensions: 6in X 6in X 4in

Why choose squats over spuds? This french fry plushie knows there’s no comparison! This plushie is perfect for any carb lover!