punchkins

This bear just dropped a stinky load and doesn’t give a sh*t who knows it. He’s the type of guy who spends 30 minutes on the toilet and doesn’t even feel crappy about making you late for dinner with your friends. He’s the ideal...

Why choose squats over spuds? This french fry plushie knows there’s no comparison! This plushie is perfect for any carb lover! 

Imposter syndrome doesn’t stand a chance against this purse plushie’s positive attitude. It's soft fabric, weighted base, and dangling legs make it the perfect desktop cheerleader to get you through those long video meetings

This plushie will grab your heart write from the start. She’s looking for her person, and you’re just her type. She’ll love you forever if you letter. She’s the perfect gift for the one who holds the key to your heart. Product dimensions: 6in X 6in X 4in

This plushie is known for rolling with the PUNches. His friends would say he’s soy awesome and rice to everyone he meets. He’d maki the perfect gift for any sushi lover. 

  This avocado plushie knows what the best part of brunch is (and it’s not the toast). The perfect birthday or holiday gift for your friend that spends every Sunday at the latest bottomless brunch spot downtown.

  This Punchkin is the ringmaster of his own shit show, and he’s barely hanging on by a thread. His endearing smile screams, “Welcome to the shit show. Enter at your own risk!” He’s the perfect plushie for anyone with a chaotic life and...

This Puffie pillow is perfect for anyone who’s laid back and needs others to just chillax. His carefree expression, dual-color capsule, and dangly legs make him super ap-pill-ing. Prop him up on any couch or chair to remind everyone to take a relaxative.

  Measures Approximately : 15cm X 7cm. X 20cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins...