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Have you herd? This little plushie is lactose intolerant! That’s right, cow’s milk gets his bowels mooving right along, straight through to his dairy-air. It’s udderly ridiculous the havoc dairy can cause on the body, and he gets that! His distraught expression,dangly legs, and...

Don’t get salty, but this plushie is knot interested in your lies. He only wants the facts, not the twisted story you’ve baked up. He likes his truths just like he likes his pretzels: straight up. (Well, he really prefers a hot, soft-baked pretzel,...

Happy wife, happy life! Right, fellas? This plushie knows that the (not so) secret to a long and happy marriage is keeping your wife happy! NOT! She knows it takes more than that. She knows your lady needs a helpful, funny, and fully-committed partner—and...

This plushie loves her men tall, dark, and fictional. Let’s be honest, men in the real world aren’t going to cut it! She craves spice and is looking for the type of man you’ll only find on BookTok. One who’s attentive, protective, and will...

This Punchkin loves historical romance novels. I mean, have you read the Bridgerton series? (Have you seen the TV series? *fans self*) Her loins burn for that kind of passion. She dreams of falling in love with a man who will tell her, “You’re...

This Punchkin likes her thrillers to be dark and twisted. If they don’t come with a trigger warning, she isn’t interested. She wants to squirm. She wants to be grossed out by the author’s descriptive narrative. She needs a story that plays with her...

This Punchkin is OBSESSED with true crime. But he doesn’t like cold cases; he wants them solved! He’s seen, read, and listened to so much true crime content that he’s practically a detective now. Like any true crime junkie, he knows three important facts:...

Sure, you or someone you know might be going through some tough times, but those difficulties pale compared to the hard work and grueling effort required to maintain a respectable amount of cheesiness. Sit this deliciously designed plush grilled cheese out to inspire you...

CANNONBALL! This nugget is all about making a splash! He’s the perfect plushie to gift and show everyone it’s time to sauce up the place and have some fun. Product dimensions: 5.5in X 4.3in X 5.9in 

The perfect gift for the stud muffin in your life! With it’s mix of soft and corded fabric, weighted bottom, and embroidered details, this plushie leaves muffin to be desired. Product dimensions: 7in X 6in X 6in

This oversized plushie is the perfect accessory to help you espresso self: no coffee, no workee. This pillow-sized plush is a mug-nificent sign to everyone that you can’t brew it until you have your morning cup of Joe. His caffeinated expression, puffy lid, and...

It’s sad to think that life-threatening allergies to peanuts prevent some folks from enjoying peanut butter. Let those who can’t enjoy this creamy (or crunchy) food have it in plush form. What could be more thoughtful than to show someone you’re nuts about them...

This Punchkin is so not in the mooood for your shenanigans. Your ability to milk any situation makes his stomach curdle. It’s no cow-in-cidence that’s caused him a lot of pint-up anger. Yet his unhappy expression, dangly legs, and 3D straw make him udderly...

Welcome to the s̶h̶i̶t̶ s̶h̶o̶w̶ my life! This Puffie pillow is perfect for anyone with a chaotic life and a wonderful sense of humor. This pillow-sized plush screams I’m the ringmaster of my own shit show, and everyone’s welcome to watch! This oversized plushie’s...

No doubt a bao it, this little dumpling is an instant confidence booster! Give it to that special someone, and they might just catch fillings for you thanks to the soft fabric and dangling legs. Product dimensions: 6in X 5in X 6in 

Take a seat, because this Punchkins is about to pour you a cup of pipping hot tea. After a stressful day, her favorite thing is sharing some hot goss with you—her best-tea! Her sweet smile, dangling legs, and 3D accents make her even more...

This simplistic but fun game sees players read out some real life headlines but with part of it missing. The remaining players must battle to fill in the blank and complete the headline in the funniest way using the cards in their hands. Includes:35...

54pc Aquarius Friends Shaped Playing Cards Family Game 6y+Enjoy a fun and interactive game night with these 54pc Aquarius Friends Shaped Playing Cards, perfect for families with children aged 6 and up. Featuring unique card designs based on the zodiac sign Aquarius, this game...

Doh-ho-ho! Squishmas Squishkins are here to make your holiday squishy and bright! These adorable lil' guys are doh-filled and come 4 to a pack in their own gingerbread house box. Suitable for kids ages 3 and up WARNING! Choking hazard: This product contains small...

Calm your consciousness and take a trip with our psychedelic Stress Shroom! This magic fungus fidget toy is sure to help your brain melt from stress, open your third eye, and feel like yourself once more!This fun stress ball is a cute desk accessory,...