Punchkins

This teddy bear is…wait…hold on. He’s an…umm… He… Ya know what? Give us a few days to think about it… We do know that he rehearses conversations in his head and spends hours thinking about the little things. He doesn’t Netflix and chill; he...

Measures Approximately : 12cm X 12cm. X 15cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may...

When it feels like life is in the toilet, this plushie is here to pull you out of the dumps. It’s soft fabric, dangling legs, and weighted bottom make it the perfect companion for work, home, or anywhere *#!+ goes down.

Psst! Did you hear? I just found out this amazing plushie is super soft, weighted, and totally cute. I also heard that it’s the perfect gift to let everyone know you’re open to gossip….but you didn’t hear any of this from me.

This bear just dropped a stinky load and doesn’t give a sh*t who knows it. He’s the type of guy who spends 30 minutes on the toilet and doesn’t even feel crappy about making you late for dinner with your friends. He’s the ideal...

Measures Approximately : 17cm X 7cm. X 17cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may...

This Punchkin’s got 99 problems and anxie-tea is literally all of them. Is she too hot? Is she too cold? Did she brew long enough? What if nobody likes her or drinks her? Or worse, reheats her ten times, still doesn’t drink her, and...

This Punchkin is OBSESSED with true crime. But he doesn’t like cold cases; he wants them solved! He’s seen, read, and listened to so much true crime content that he’s practically a detective now. Like any true crime junkie, he knows three important facts:...

Imposter syndrome doesn’t stand a chance against this purse plushie’s positive attitude. It's soft fabric, weighted base, and dangling legs make it the perfect desktop cheerleader to get you through those long video meetings

Espresso your feelings for coffee with this plushie! Even if you haven’t had your first cup yet, the little plushie is sure to bring a smile to your face.

Welcome to the s̶h̶i̶t̶ s̶h̶o̶w̶ my life! This Puffie pillow is perfect for anyone with a chaotic life and a wonderful sense of humor. This pillow-sized plush screams I’m the ringmaster of my own shit show, and everyone’s welcome to watch! This oversized plushie’s...

Let’s taco ‘bout how cute this plushie is! With its weighted base and dangling legs, this is the taco that will finally stay upright.

In a recent never published undocumented clinical study, eating brownies has shown to increase dopamine levels in the human body causing feelings of euphoria. This brownie is perfect for that person in your life that could use some cheering up. Best of all, this...

Measures Approximately : 17cm X 7cm. X 17cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may...

Keep your sweet mindset front and center with this cupcake plushie! Afterall, why be plain when you could be decorated instead (looking at you muffins).

Have you herd? This little plushie is lactose intolerant! That’s right, cow’s milk gets his bowels mooving right along, straight through to his dairy-air. It’s udderly ridiculous the havoc dairy can cause on the body, and he gets that! His distraught expression,dangly legs, and...

  OMG Becky, look at those buns. They’re so soft. This tasty-looking plushie is the perfect mix of yummy and punny, making it perfect for any burger fan.

This gal knows guys come and go, but carbs are forever! Display this little dose of girl power at work, home, or give it to your friend going through a messy breakup (we know he didn’t deserve her).

Measures Approximately : 15cm X 15cm. X 20cm. Punchkins™ are a line of giftable, collectible plushies that speak your mind with a pun-tastic punchline. They’re a premium feeling pick-me-up, get-well present, swap gift, or finishing touch for the family coffee table. While Punchkins may...

We’re not talking about temperature here! The perfect plushie for your dad or dad friend– beer, khakis, and socks with sandals not included.